Alfred F. Jones, in fact, owns a gun
Alfred F. Jones, as it happens, is a man of cheap lightsaber toys
Alfred F. Jones is the also the proud owner of many white and red clothes
Alfred F. Jones sometimes forgets to separate clothes when doing laundry
Alfred F. Jones, proud owner of many pink clothes, is not a very smart man
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
Your house is no bueno.
Today in history I learned that if you are a terrorist, you DON’T FUCK WITH CANADA!….seriously…the anti-terrorist unit in Canada is elite and fucking hardcore!
"Not only does Canada have a military, which in itself is probably a surprise to some people, but their anti-terrorist unit is one of the best in the world … a world that never ever attacks Canada." - Quote from Cracked.com
So I got inspired to draw this!
That was so beautiful
Elsa got arrested
This is amazing.
let me go
let me go
this is the happiest picture I’ve ever seen
The year is 2743. Society as we know it has collapsed. We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall. There are no more countries. There are no more governments. Resources are at a dangerous low. Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit. Only one thing is certain: There is a Java Update available.